The Last Caretaker — Human Optimizer

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> ssh root@81.29.9.1

System Boot Sequence Initiated..

Loading Bios..................................................[OK]
Performing POST (Power-On Self Test)..........................[OK]
Detecting Primary Master Drive................................[OK]
Performing System Diagnostics.................................[OK]
Setting Up Virtual Memory.....................................[OK]
System Boot Complete.

Welcome to PECO!


OPTIMIZER
SANDBOX
PLAN
PROGRESS
PROFESSIONS
FOOD
MEMORIES
DATA
PECO TERMINAL 1.0 - (c) All rights reserved.

Welcome

Plan and track your Hall of Humanity workflow

This app helps you optimize food and memories, model session and rocket plans, track profession progress, and run a second-screen phone companion while playing fullscreen.

What is available

OptimizerBuild the best food + memory plan for a profession, with inventory and session-aware constraints.

SandboxTest custom quantities, inspect resulting traits, and preview likely satisfied professions.

PlanOrganize sessions, assign rockets, identify per-session and global crafting deficits, and share read-only snapshots.

Second-screen QR shareGenerate a QR code and open a mobile-focused read-only plan page on your phone so your game can stay fullscreen on PC.

ProgressTrack planned/created professions and committee completion in one view.

Reference tabsBrowse professions, foods, and memories while editing inventory directly from cards.

DataExport and import your planning profile to back up and restore local state.

Suggested flow

1. Use Optimizer or Sandbox to design candidate humans.

2. Add them to Plan and review session shortages before crafting.

3. Click Share plan via QR and scan with your phone for a read-only mobile snapshot while you play fullscreen.

4. Track completion in Progress and periodically back up through Data.

Project notice

Fan-made and unofficial

This is a fan-made tool and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or supported by Channel37 or The Last Caretaker team.

Data accuracy cannot be guaranteed. Values and requirements have been verified as carefully as possible and will continue to be updated.

If you find bugs or incorrect data, please submit an issue on GitHub. This project is open source and community feedback is welcome.

Report an issue on GitHub

Selection mode

Committee

Profession

Quick profession tracking

Allow multi-Ash recommendations per profession (override)

Created professions: 0

Baseline minimums

Raise these if you want a human with more Life Exp, Height, or Weight than the profession requires. Food must still cover the full target.

Life Exp 10

Height 30

Weight 20

Restrictions

Exclude Bio Flesh foods (Angels / Sharks)

Exclude Artifact memories (Ash Notebook, Star Child Memory)

Use stored inventory limits for optimization

Use session-aware inventory (reserve planned items from other sessions)

Session context

Prefer no-deficit feasible plan

Sandbox mode

Set any food and memory quantities to preview resulting traits and which professions could be satisfied.

Hide professions marked as created in Sandbox results

Sandbox food quantities

Sandbox memory quantities

Growth plan

Create growth sessions (rounds), store planned humans from Optimizer or Sandbox, and track created/sent states. Each session supports up to 4 humans. Space flights are grouped in batches of up to 3.

Space flights

Sessions

Progress overview

Committee progress

Track how close each committee is to completion based on created professions.

Profession tracker

All professions are grouped by committee below so you can review overall progress without switching filters.

Status filter

Profession reference

Browse all profession trait requirements with quick filters for committee, tier, and created state.

Committee filter

Tier filter

Status filter

Food reference

Browse food outputs, recipe ingredients, and Bio Flesh requirements.

Level filter

Recipe filter

Food inventory

Adjust food inventory directly on each food card.

Memory reference

Browse memory traits by rarity and artifact status.

Rank filter

Type filter

Trait filter

Memory inventory

Adjust memory inventory directly on each memory card.

Plan data (local only)

Inventory, created professions, and planning settings are saved in your browser. Use export/import to back up or move between devices.

Mobile share snapshots

Generate QR links for phone-friendly read-only snapshots of inventory or created profession progress.